May 2012
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
“I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we’ll never know most...”
– The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (via vintage-kisses)
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
Crave new.
You know, I go out have a good time with the people I love to spend it with. Have a few drinks, laugh, say I’m living but really am I? There’s so much more than my usuals of friday and saturday night parties, there’s more to it and I know that, yet, I do it over and over. Still, I think what my heart really wants is someone who would meet me at odd timings, no, someone who wants...
"It's those 3 words that saved my life..."
mum: I bought food
friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: link me
first date topics of conversation
dongcity:
how are your kidneys?
are they in good shape?
do you have too much sodium in your diet?
do you have enough sodium in your diet?
would it be possible to get a urine sample?
where are you going?
